WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Hoodlum Rock (1978)

Richard Sanders: Les Nessman

Quotes 

• Les Nessman : [in a concerned tone]  Were you listening to Johnny as you drove in this morning?

  Andy Travis : Sure.

  Les Nessman : Well, he's doing bogus news reports, Andy. It's very dangerous, you know.

  Andy Travis : Well, like what?

  Les Nessman : Well, he's telling the listeners there's this thing called the Cincinnati Triangle, just like the Bermuda Triangle, except it runs from Cincinnati, up to Dayton, over to Columbus and back. And he's reporting that things have begun to disappear from the Cincinnati Triangle.

  Jennifer Marlowe : What kind of things?

  Les Nessman : Well, so far, two recreational vehicles, and Woody Hayes.

  Andy Travis : Les, I don't think anyone in their right mind would believe that when it's said. It's a joke.

  Les Nessman : [timidly]  Oh. Is it funny?

  Andy Travis : I think it's funny. Jennifer?

  Jennifer Marlowe : Yeah, so do I.

  Les Nessman : [emitting a made up laugh]  Well, I see. Darn Johnny. What a card.

• Les Nessman : You know, if it wasn't for my sense of humor, I would swear I was losing my mind.