WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

I Do, I Do... for Now (1979)

Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek

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Quotes 

• Herb Tarlek : Listen, John, Jennifer is mine! Always has been, always will be! I have... *squatters'* rights on Jennifer!

  Bailey Quarters : [protesting]  Herb!

• Herb Tarlek : You know, I had a horrible dream last night.

  [general acknowledgment from Andy, Venus and Bailey] 

  Herb Tarlek : Yeah. I dreamt that John and Jennifer really were married, and all these little kids running around, and they all had on sweatshirts and dark glasses and three-day beards, and they all started chasing me, and all the little Johnnys caught me and tied me down and I started screaming for help, then all the little Jennifers just ignored me and then they grabbed my white belt and just started beating at me.