WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Johnny Comes Back (1979)
Gordon Jump: Arthur Carlson
Quotes
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Andy Travis : [to Doug, who he just fired for payola, including accepting cocaine] I want you out of here, not in five minutes, I want you out of here right now.
Doug Winner : [turning to Mr. Carlson] Mr. Carlson...
Arthur Carlson : [gently but firmly] I think you'd better go, son.
Doug Winner : [turning to leave] Okay. Sure. Sure. Hey, you know something? You guys are nothing but a bunch of small-timers anyway!
Andy Travis : [knocking the doorknob out of Doug's hand, forcing the door closed, then holding his hand out] Where's the coke?
Doug Winner : I don't know. I guess Carlson puts it on his feet.
Arthur Carlson : [Doug leaves and Andy turns to Mr. Carlson, who is stunned and begins beating the foot he put the powder on on the floor frantically] Good heavens! I've lost all the feeling in my left foot!
Andy Travis : No, you're gonna be all right.
Arthur Carlson : For the love of Pete, Andy, I'm hooked!
Andy Travis : No, you're gonna be fine!
Arthur Carlson : [beating frantically on his foot with his shoe] I've got a monkey on my foot!
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Arthur Carlson : [seeing the bag of cocaine in the control booth] What's that?
Doug Winner : [Johnny turns to Doug, seeing if he'll tell the truth] *You* tell him. You're dying to.
Dr. Johnny Fever : It's, uh, foot powder, Mr. Carlson.
Arthur Carlson : [taking the bag] No kidding. Let me see it. Foot powder, huh? Well, there's not much here.
Dr. Johnny Fever : It's, uh, *really* potent. A little goes a long way. You can't get this stuff in the stores.
Arthur Carlson : [removing his shoe] Is that right? Hey, I got this problem. I've been buying these Odor-Eaters, they're supposed to last about three months. These suckers turn on me 'bout fifteen days. Can I borrow some of this?
Doug Winner : To put on your feet?
Arthur Carlson : If you don't mind.
Dr. Johnny Fever : [encouragingly] Sure, go ahead. Use whatever you need. It's okay with you, Dougy?
Doug Winner : [hesitantly] Wh... Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Arthur Carlson : [getting up to leave with the bag of coke] Thanks, I appreciate that. Do you really think this stuff'll work?
Dr. Johnny Fever : Oh, sure. Actually, this is where the concept of "happy feet" first originated.
Doug Winner : [angrily after Mr. Carlson has left the booth] That was six hundred dollars worth of coke!
Dr. Johnny Fever : [in mock sympathy] Tough luck!
Doug Winner : [nervously] Weh... what do you think he'll do with it?
Dr. Johnny Fever : [smiling] Carlson's no fool man! He's gonna put it on his feet!
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Andy Travis : [to Doug who on his own volition brings up the issue of a bag of coke, which Doug is trying to claim is Johnny's] You're a liar.
Arthur Carlson : Oh, come on, now ease up, Travis. I have a little Coke every now and then.
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Andy Travis : I think we're going to have to fire Doug Winner.
Arthur Carlson : How come?
Andy Travis : Well, sir, look you know I, uh, let the jocks program some of their own stuff.
Arthur Carlson : Yeah.
Andy Travis : Well, two days ago, I told Doug that he seemed to be giving a couple of songs too much play. He said fine, but he didn't stop.
Arthur Carlson : You don't think the kid's on the take, do you?
Andy Travis : I'm pretty sure. I made a couple of calls, and it checks out.
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Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson : I've got a monkey on my foot !