- [last lines]
- Waiter: [placing down the next round of drinks sent by strangers to Jennifer, who has been receiving such all night, the waiter stating from who they were sent] Little Guy with Bowtie, Tall Black Man, Cowboy and Longshoreman.
- Jennifer Marlowe: [seeing that the waiter was referring to Les, Venus, Andy and Johnny, who approach her table] Hi guys!
- Andy Travis: Oh, what's your sign?
- Venus Flytrap: You live around here, mama?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Want a little action, sugar?
- Jennifer Marlowe: Well Les, don't you have an opening line?
- Les Nessman: [looking uneasy, then sits down and picks up a drink] Hi, I'm extremely wealthy.
- Jennifer Marlowe: [as Jennifer and Les clink glasses together] Ooh.
- Venus Flytrap: [holding out his hands] Okay sucker, give me the money.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: What money?
- Venus Flytrap: The Knicks over the Lakers by three points. Let me have it.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Well, uh, it's going to take me a while to raise that kind of bread, man.
- Venus Flytrap: [incredulously] Fifteen dollars?
- Herb Tarlek: [about Lucille divorcing him] You just have to have the courage to move on and do the best you can, even though your whole life is falling apart.
- Herb Tarlek: [on the telephone] Hello, Jennifer? Guess what? I'm getting a divorce.
- Herb Tarlek: [shaking the phone as if he truly believes the line was cut off] Hello?
- Herb Tarlek: [to Mr. Carlson who has refused Herb a to stay at his place, the conversation all in front of a shaken Jennifer] Well, that's okay, Big Guy, 'cause... uh... well, I'm getting my own place in a couple of nights, you know? It will have wall-to-wall shag carpeting, several fireplaces, and lots of mirrors.
- Herb Tarlek: [to Andy, Johnny, Venus and Les about what to do about bachelors' night] Look guys, there is a whole town full of chicks out there!
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Yeah, it's hard to find one you like.
- Herb Tarlek: Hey. What's like got to do with it?
- Les Nessman: One-night stands get a little old after a while, Herb.
- [Venus gives Les an incredulous look, Les who gives him a surprised look back]
- [Bailey has just walked into the bullpen where Les and Herb are arguing, she not knowing it about Herb and Lucille divorcing]
- Les Nessman: Herb, it can't end like this.
- Herb Tarlek: Look Les, it's over, so you might as well get used to it.
- Les Nessman: How can you say a beautiful, meaningful relationship is over, just like that?
- Herb Tarlek: It wasn't beautiful!
- Les Nessman: [pleading] Oh please don't say that, Herb.
- Herb Tarlek: Les, you cannot build a relationship on sex alone.
- [Bailey grimaces in pain hearing that last statement]