WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Rumors (1981)
Gary Sandy: Andy Travis
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Quotes
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Andy Travis : You're paranoid.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Hey Travis...
Andy Travis : What?
Dr. Johnny Fever : ...when everybody is out to get you, paranoid is just good thinking.
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Andy Travis : [in his office] Hey, John, what are you doing here?
Dr. Johnny Fever : I think you know.
Andy Travis : No, I don't.
Dr. Johnny Fever : I'm sure you do. Okay? And it better stop.
Andy Travis : What?
Dr. Johnny Fever : All these rumors about Bailey, pal. Don't think she hasn't heard them. I mean, she is a very nice person, man. She's like a little flower, you know. She generously offers her hospitality to someone, and suddenly, she's a brazen hussy.
Andy Travis : Look, no one ever called her that.
Dr. Johnny Fever : That's not the point. The point is, she's been hurt, and why?
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Bailey Quarters : [entering, on the warpath] That's it, Andy! I was mad before, really mad. But I just heard that the only reason you gave me Herb's business show is because Les wouldn't do it.
[hands on her hips]
Bailey Quarters : Is that true?
Andy Travis : Uh, well, yeah.
Bailey Quarters : Well, thank you very much, because I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
[voice breaking:]
Bailey Quarters : I'll show you guys.
[walks out, encounters Mr. Carlson]
Arthur Carlson : [under mistaken impression as always] Ah, Bailey! Jennifer just told me about your situation. Gee, I feel badly about it.
Bailey Quarters : Uh, thank you, Mr. Carlson.
Arthur Carlson : No, it's unfair.
Bailey Quarters : Oh, it's all right. Because I like doing what I do.
[Mr. Carlson is speechless]
Bailey Quarters : I get off on it. Les wouldn't do it, but if Les won't do it, I'll do it, right, John?
Dr. Johnny Fever : Right. She likes it.
Arthur Carlson : [glowers at Johnny] You swine.
Bailey Quarters : No, it's fun. I don't have to tell you that, Mr. Carlson.
[chuckles]
Arthur Carlson : Oh, well... No. It's fun. Yes, I...
Bailey Quarters : I live for the opportunity. Thank you.
[leaves]