WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

The Airplane Show (1980)

Howard Hesseman: Dr. Johnny Fever

Quotes 

• Venus Flytrap : Two bananas...

  Dr. Johnny Fever : [checking note he made on tear sheet]  Two.

  Venus Flytrap : Wheat germ...

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Wheat germ.

  Venus Flytrap : Sixteen Vitamin C pills...

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Sixteen.

  Venus Flytrap : Juice from one carrot.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : One carrot.

  Venus Flytrap : Blend it for three minutes, and then drink.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Now, you're saying that no matter how much I continue to abuse my body, this will keep me alive...?

  Venus Flytrap : Forever and ever.

  Bailey Quarters : [entering broadcast booth]  Move it or lose it!

  Venus Flytrap : Morning, Bailey.

  Bailey Quarters : I am up in thirty seconds!

  Dr. Johnny Fever : How you doing, Bailey?

  Bailey Quarters : Come on, hop it!

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Hop it?

  [shakes his head, surrenders his chair] 

  Bailey Quarters : Look at this.

  [complains about scattered tear sheets] 

  Bailey Quarters : From now on, I do not go on the air without time to prepare.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : [checks watch, Les is late]  Where is Cincinnati's window to the world?

  Bailey Quarters : I do not know, but he is in trouble with Carlson. Is tomorrow Veterans Day or Armistice Day?

  Venus Flytrap : I don't know.

  Bailey Quarters : But you're a veteran.

  [she admonishes him for not knowing] 

  Venus Flytrap : They changed the name.

  Bailey Quarters : [to Johnny]  Is it Armistice Day?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Gee, I, yeah... No. I don't really know. Uh, how about Decoration Day?

  Venus Flytrap : No, no, no. Decoration Day has been changed to Memorial Day. That's in May.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Well, maybe it's Armed Forces Day.

  Venus Flytrap : No, no, that's been changed to Gay Indian Liberation Day.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : No, no, no. No. Gay Indian Liberation Day was a tradeoff for Thanksgiving.

  Bailey Quarters : Forget it!

  [nods, starts newscast] 

  Bailey Quarters : Good morning, Cincinnati, it's 10 AM and time for the news. I'm Bailey Quarters filling in for Les Nessman.

  [reading from tear sheet:] 

  Bailey Quarters : Two bananas, wheat germ, and sixteen Vitamin C pills...

  [realizes] 

  Bailey Quarters : More in a minute...