WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

The Patter of Little Feet (1979)

Richard Sanders: Les Nessman

Quotes 

• Les Nessman : [to Mr. Carlson]  When I think of all the little babies up in heaven waiting to be born, looking for the right kind of parents, and I think about what fine people you and Mrs. Carlson are, I think how lucky some little baby's going to be.

• Bailey Quarters : Research shows that the average married couple makes love 2.96 times a week.

  Herb Tarlek : Not so. Not in Cincinnati. I know!

  Les Nessman : Bailey, what are you doing with information like that?

  Bailey Quarters : Oh, well I guess I read it somewhere, Les.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Uh, 2.96. Wonder how they do the, uh, nine six part.

  Bailey Quarters : That is, uh, just an average, Johnny.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Well, it should average out to three. Somebody is not doing something right!