WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Til Debt Do Us Part (1981)

Howard Hesseman: Dr. Johnny Fever

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Quotes 

• Dr. Johnny Fever : [after getting off what sounds like a very happy telephone call in the control booth]  And I love you, Mr. Phone. And I love you, Mr. Console. And even KRP, I love Cincinnati. I love life!

  Les Nessman : Got another girl in trouble, John?

• Dr. Johnny Fever : How's your cold?

  Bailey Quarters : A lot better.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Uh-huh. Where are you going on vacation?

  Bailey Quarters : I'm not sure. Why?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Well, uh, if you play your cards right, it could be a vacation for two.

  Bailey Quarters : [with folded arms]  What are you suggesting, Fever?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : I'm suggesting palm trees swaying in the offshore trade winds, with the hue and cry of exotic birds wheeling across an azure sky. I'm suggesting bronzed supple flesh, pungent odors, sensuous rhythms in a tropical paradise. In short, Adam and Eve on excursion rates.

  Bailey Quarters : Alone? Together?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Hopefully.

  Bailey Quarters : Separate bedrooms?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Details, details. We can work this out.

  Bailey Quarters : Where?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Jamaica, island of homegrown fun.

  [imitates carefree dancing] 

  Bailey Quarters : Well, this is all so sudden, I'll have to think about it.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Ah, now don't delay. Offer limited.

  [saunters off] 

  Bailey Quarters : Am I paying for this?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : [without looking back]  Details, details.

• Dr. Johnny Fever : [re Andy's reason for rushing out of office]  Program rep?

  Jennifer Marlowe : Apparently, she's new in town and new on the job and very nervous. At least that's what Andy says.

  Venus Flytrap : I suppose she's young?

  Jennifer Marlowe : Uh-huh.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Good-looking?

  Jennifer Marlowe : Uh-huh. Andy said he thought if he could

  [in baby-voice:] 

  Jennifer Marlowe : help her to wee-lax and feel better it would score points for the station.

  Dr. Johnny Fever , Venus Flytrap : Aww.

• Dr. Johnny Fever : [to his ex-wife Paula and her beau Buddy]  So, you two... are getting married?

  Buddy Gravers : You better believe it.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : I think it's great, because the worst thing about not being married, is the loneliness. Right, Jennifer?

  Jennifer Marlowe : [never had a lonely day in her life]  Loneliness?

  [but keeps up the ruse:] 

  Jennifer Marlowe : Yes, it's the loneliness.

  Buddy Gravers : [incredulous]  You're lonely?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Well, I'm with her most of the time.

  Jennifer Marlowe : Yes, I'm lonely.