Arthur Carlson Jr.: [Les pays Arthur Carlson Jr. to learn what Mother Carlson says about him after Herb learns she calls him addle-minded] She says that *you're* obtuse.
Les Nessman: [excitedly and happily] Ooo.
Herb Tarlek: [reading the dictionary trying to find addle-minded] Adultery... Admire...
Les Nessman: [taking the dictionary away from Herb] Let me see that. Obtuse...
Herb Tarlek: [snatching the dictionary back from Les] Addle-minded!
Les Nessman: [snatching back the dictionary] Obtuse!
Herb Tarlek: [Herb attempts to snatch the dictionary, but Les slams Herb's hand in the book] Addle-ow!
Bailey Quarters: [entering] Hi, guys.
Herb Tarlek: Oh, hi, Bailey. Met Carlson's son?
Bailey Quarters: Uh, yes. I've had the pleasure.
Herb Tarlek: Well, he's quite a kid. Let me tell ya.
Herb Tarlek: [under his breath to Arthur Carlson, Jr] Tell your dad I said that.
Les Nessman: [excitedly until he gets to the last word of the definition] Obtuse! According to Websters, "exceeding ninety degrees but less than one-hundred eighty degrees; lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility; rounded at the free end; dull". That's an insult!
Bailey Quarters: Les, take it easy.
Les Nessman: Take it easy?
Herb Tarlek: Just calm down, okay?
Les Nessman: Don't tell me to calm down. I just paid five dollars to find out I'm rounded at the free end!
Bailey Quarters: Cool off, Les.
Herb Tarlek: He's just mad because he's not addle-minded.
Les Nessman: I am too.
Herb Tarlek: No. You're not.
Les Nessman: [Herb and Les start hitting each other] Yes. I am.
Herb Tarlek: No. You're not.
Les Nessman: Yes. I am!
Herb Tarlek: You're not!
Bailey Quarters: You guys! You are both addle-minded!
Les Nessman: [sincerely] Thank you, Bailey.