Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Grover Allen Story (1964)

Frank McGrath: Charlie Wooster

Quotes 

• Charlie Wooster : You two'd complain if you were hung with a new rope.

• Duke Shannon : Have you forgotten how much I like Abilene cobbler?

  Charlie Wooster : That pie is for Miss Phoebe!

  Duke Shannon : Charlie's getting about as mean as a striped pole cat. And twice as selfish!

  Bill Hawks : That's what happens when old age hits a man with a weak mind. You can never tell, Duke.

• Charlie Wooster : [Charlie's wagon has collapsed as his invention faltered]  What do you think Mr Chris will say?

  Bill Hawks : You'll find out.

• Bill Hawks : Hey, Charlie. That overpowered eggbeater of yours gonna work?

  Charlie Wooster : I'm as happy as the King of England, sitting in a nice breeze, counting the money my patent's gonna make.

  Bill Hawks : Well, don't go sailing off in a cloud of dollars.

  Charlie Wooster : Well, my next patent's gonna be an overstuffed, adjustable chair with an automatic height lever, just like that.