Chad Cox: Ted

Quotes 

• Wyatt Donnelly : You may have all wondered how Gary and I, social outcasts and misfits for years, managed to achieve basic social skills, clear skin and the occasional date with a cheerleader. Well, it's because one night, on my computer, a lightning storm and the universe, or God, or somebody, created for us this magical being, able to control time and space and grant us our every wish. So there is no reason to be afraid. In fact, if there's anything you'd like to know, I'll open the floor up to questions. Yes?

  Home Economics Student : So how come you're not the richest man in the world living on an island with Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell?

  Wyatt Donnelly : Uh... we never really wished for that.

  Home Economics Student : Oh, so what did you wish for?

  Wyatt Donnelly : I wished to be president of the chess club once. It didn't work out.