The West Wing (TV Series)

The Indians in the Lobby (2001)

Rob Lowe: Sam Seaborn

Quotes 

• Josh Lyman : Don't go through the lobby.

  Sam Seaborn : Why?

  Josh Lyman : Indians in the lobby.

  Sam Seaborn : Is that code?

  Josh Lyman : No. There are Indians in the lobby.

• Sam Seaborn : How you doing, Bernie?

  Bernice Collette, OMB : I'm not wild about people calling me Bernie.

  Sam Seaborn : What should I call you?

  Bernice Collette, OMB : Bernice is fine.

  Sam Seaborn : But how will you know I'm your buddy?

  Bernice Collette, OMB : I'm okay living in the dark on that.

• [about a kid who shot his teacher] 

  Josh Lyman : His parents, who are in custody, Fed-Exed him to Rome, which is in Italy.

  Sam Seaborn : Are you kidding me?

  Josh Lyman : No, it's really in Italy.