The Westerner (TV Series)

Hand on the Gun (1960)

Wayne Tucker: Ned

Quotes 

• [Cal, dressed like an Eastern dude, approaches the campsite] 

  Cal : Hello the camp!

  Ned : Mother, what is that?

  Oresquote : Well, it's alive.

  Ned : And pretty.

  Digger : It looks like a kitty got losted.

  Ned : Maybe if we shut our eyes, it'll go away.

  Dave Blassingame : Looks like he might holler some.

  Oresquote : It wears a gun!

  Ned : Talk to it, Dave.

  Dave Blassingame : Yeah, I believe I will. I know it looks kinda scary, though.

• Cal : I was born in New Hampshire.

  Ned : Where?

  Dave Blassingame : New Hampshire. Is that a place?

  Ned : It's a cow. Eastern stock.

  Digger : Beef or milk?