- Ike: I don't need a fat swami for tonight's game, everyone knows Oakland is going to kill Tampa Bay.
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Not according to my system, I'm predicting an upset - Tampa Bay 10, Oakland 7.
- Ike: You're out of your fat mind!
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Tampa Bay is going to beat Oakland in the game tonight. They're going to win big!
- Ike: It might just be worth a bet.
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: You can put your house on this one.
- Ike: I don't own a house.
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Stick with me and you will!
- Ike: No, you ARE a house!
- Ike: Look, keep your eye on the bedroom door and if Donna comes out, give me a signal.
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Right, I'll stomp on the floor three times.
- Ike: No, I said a signal, not an avalanche!