Who's the Boss? (TV Series)

Hit the Road, Chad (1987)

Alyssa Milano: Samantha Micelli

Quotes 

• Samantha Micelli : [when she sees Chad kissing Susie]  Chad?

  Chad McCann : Sam! Uh, it's not what it looks like. She means nothing to me.

  Susie : Yeah, that's right. I mean nothing to him.

  Bonnie : Take it easy, Sam. You don't want to make a scene.

  Samantha Micelli : Bonnie, please. I'm a mature woman. I know how to handle these things.

  [Sam kicks Chad in the shins and walk off with Bonnie and Julia] 

  Chad McCann : [after Sam kicks him]  Oww! Oww!

• Angela Bower : [singing]  Always a friend...

  Samantha Micelli : Oh, Angela, please.

  Angela Bower : What? What's wrong? Is my voice that bad?

  Samantha Micelli : Your voice is fine.

  Angela Bower : It is, isn't it? My late voice teacher told me that it was not unlike Petula Clark.

  Samantha Micelli : I just don't ever want to hear that song again.

  Angela Bower : Why not?

  Samantha Micelli : Because Chad McCann is a toad!

  Angela Bower : Oh, honey what happened?

  Samantha Micelli : Well, I caught him kissing Susie Sherman.

  Angela Bower : Why, that pubesant little philanderer! How dare he treat you like that?

  Samantha Micelli : So, you really understand?

  Angela Bower : Of course, I do. I'm a woman too,

  Samantha Micelli : Then, you'll stand by me?

  Angela Bower : Hey, we're sisters.