Ryan Stiles: [in "Dating Service", wearing a cheese hat] When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
Greg Proops: [wearing a fly mask] Date meeee! Date meeee!
Colin Mochrie: [wearing an elephant mask] Once you've had me, you'll NEVER forget.
Wayne Brady: [wearing a Pinocchio nose] Lie to me, girl. Lie to me.
Ryan Stiles: [wearing a drill sergeant hat] Wanna find out why they call me a "drill" sergeant?
Greg Proops: [wearing a queen mask] One hopes you don't mind dating an old queen.
[Ryan enters wearing an alligator mask, merely breathing in and out repeatedly]
Wayne Brady: [wearing a multi-colored hat] Who wants some hot dog on a-me?
Colin Mochrie: [wearing a beret with a black wig] I've been with presidents, but I love the common man.
Greg Proops: [wearing a fencing mask] I'm ready for your parry if you're ready for my thrust.
Ryan Stiles: [wearing a lampshade] Care to have a three-way?
Wayne Brady: [wearing a blonde wig] Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet! I don't know nothin' about no French kissing!