Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 235 (2000)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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• Colin Mochrie : [in "The Millionaire Show", the theme being gangsters]  Answer these questions, you get a million dollars.

  Ryan Stiles : How do I get the million dollars? I want it in small bills.

  Colin Mochrie : You'll get it the way you get it, and you'll get it that way.

  [Ryan reacts as if slapped] 

  Colin Mochrie : I didn't even do nothin'. All right, listen up, tall guy. Chaucer is, A: A playwright, B: A bad way to pronounce "saucer", C: A fruity drink, or D: The dirty squealer who's under the ocean with cement overshoes and. a...

  Ryan Stiles : Shut up about that! D doesn't count! I'm rulin' out D right now, it never existed!

• Wayne Brady : [in "The Millionaire Show", the topic being gangsters]  Warden, I'm goin' straight. I'm not stealin' it, I'm winnin' it. I just need the answer. Is it A, C, C, or D?

  Wayne Brady : [off-screen, in Edward G. Robinson voice]  Myah, might help if I knew the question, you stoodie doodie!

  Ryan Stiles : It's the capitol of Paraguay, warden! You're FROM there, for God's sake!

  Wayne Brady : It's P! P! The big P!

  Ryan Stiles : All righty, thanks.

  Wayne Brady : Myah!

  Colin Mochrie : That's one smart sheep.

• Colin Mochrie : Welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm your anchor, Les Miserables.

  Karen Maruyama : Yes, you are, yes, you are!

  Colin Mochrie : Alright, our top story today: according to a recent scientific report, men think about sex every 6 seconds, and becau-

  [pause for about six seconds] 

  Colin Mochrie : - Mike Wallace.