- Drew Carey: That was great, 1,000 points for each of you, and a special offer: 200 points to every kid who calls their local ABC affiliate right now and says ""Whose Line is it Anyway" is the best damn show on television."
- Drew Carey: [before "Weird Newscasters"] Ryan is desperate to quell rumors that he's gay.
- Ryan Stiles: But what do you want me to do in the SCENE?
- Drew Carey: Oh, yeah. Uh, I want you to pretend you're desperate to quell rumors that you're gay. Okay.
- Ryan Stiles: [in manly voice] I'll see what I can do, Drew.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Questions Only"] Are you gonna go kill him?
- [touches Drew's left shoulder]
- Drew Carey: Are you gay?
- Ryan Stiles: Don't you know that Drew Carey is the only man who can give you the answer to that question?
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Rejected Jeopardy Categories".
- Wayne Brady: Yeah, uh, I'll take "Famous Klansmen" for $200, please.
- Ryan Stiles: Uh, "Drew Carey's Lingerie" for $50.
- Chip Esten: I'll take "Things NOBODY Knows" for $1,000.
- [Drew laughs]
- Colin Mochrie: I'll take "Animal Genitalia Audio Clues".
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Whose Line", with the scene being "Gone with the Wind"] Scarlett, I love you. And if you run away with me... well, if you run away with me...
- [reading pre-written notes]
- Ryan Stiles: "You'd look like two pigs wrestling under a blanket." How would you like that, Scarlett? Me and you under a blanket, like pigs?
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, Rhett, when you talk like that, I almost want to go with you. But I'll never forget the last fight we had when you looked at me and shouted,
- [reading pre-written notes]
- Colin Mochrie: "Hey, what smells?" I TOLD you, I never would go hungry again!
- Ryan Stiles: Dammit, dammit, Scarlett, Atlanta was burning, I smelled something.
- Colin Mochrie: It was the pork roast!
- Ryan Stiles: YOU'RE my little pork roast.
- Colin Mochrie: What is it with you and the pig analogies all the time?