Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 341 (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "The shortest book ever written."

  Chip Esten : British Dentistry.

  Wayne Brady : The Life and Times of Gary Coleman.

  Ryan Stiles : Drew Carey's Acting Tips.

  Drew Carey : [derisively]  "Drew Carey's Acting Tips. Drew Carey's Acting Tips."

  Ryan Stiles : See?

  Drew Carey : I hope you like the inside of your trailer.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", a scene from Robin Hood]  As we walk up to the friar, I'll look in your eyes and say "Marian, I love you so much.

  [reading pre-written note] 

  Ryan Stiles : There's more than one way to stuff a turkey."

  [audience cheers] 

  Ryan Stiles : And I'm putting the giblets on your plate.

  Colin Mochrie : I love it when you talk poultry!

• Drew Carey : [after "Whose Line"]  A thousand points to Ryan, because I've always wanted to tell him...

  [reads pre-written note] 

  Drew Carey : "Your mother is the best stripper in Vegas."

  Ryan Stiles : It bought her a house.