- Drew Carey: Let me take this moment to give you a plug for, uh, Wayne, Colin and Ryan's next movie. And Brad. They all have a movie coming out. Uh, it's a combination of "Coyote Ugly", "Scary Movie", and the "X-Men". It's called, "It's Scary How Ugly Those Men Are".
- Brad Sherwood: Bachelor number one...
- [Wayne cackles]
- Brad Sherwood: Write me a poem, now. Now!
- Wayne Brady: [as the Wicked Witch of the West] Little dater, Come from the west / I'm your opponent, and I'll be the best. / If you don't give me what I want, you'll be singin' the blues. / I'll... beat your ass and take your red shoes!
- [cackles]
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Song Styles", singing to Kim the lightbulb saleswoman] You are so effervescent, / Your lightbulb is flourescent, / And I am out of rhymes!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie", a deleted scene from "Pulp Fiction"] You know what they call a burrito in China?
- [Colin sighs]
- Ryan Stiles: "Chin dai oh nah."
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie", a deleted scene from "Braveheart"] All right, men, we're goin' into battle tomorrow.
- Ryan Stiles: Aye! Aye, aye.
- Brad Sherwood: Before we do, I think we should all take a shower.
- Wayne Brady: That'd be great.
- Brad Sherwood: We'll set up some shower faucets right here on the battlefield. Who wants to be first?
- Colin Mochrie: Uh... uh... I don't want my freedom.
- [Drew buzzes them out]
- Drew Carey: A thousand points to Colin for sounding like the woman from, uh, "Chicken Run"...
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: instead of from "Braveheart". Do that again, that was pretty funny.
- Colin Mochrie: [feminine voice] I don't want my freedom.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Irish Drinking Song", about sleeping with an ugly woman]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: Then the day would come again,
- Wayne Brady: [singing] That I'd meet her,
- Brad Sherwood: [singing] I was so scared,
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] It looked like someone had beat her.
- [shakes head and covers face in embarrassment]
- Drew Carey: [in "Let's Make a Date"] I don't know how you're gonna do it. Guess who they are.
- Brad Sherwood: All right, let's see. Wayne was either the Wicked Witch of the West, or Barbara Bush.
- Drew Carey: Wicked Witch of the West, commie. Yes.
- Drew Carey: [after "Let's Make a Date"] Why do we even make you guess at the end of that game?
- Brad Sherwood: I don't know.
- Drew Carey: It's like there's something at stake.
- [laughs]
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie", a deleted scene from "Forrest Gump"]
- [as Forrest Gump]
- Brad Sherwood: Life is kinda like a bag with a bunch of bugs in it... ya open it, and it all just spreads out all over the floor.