Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 313 (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• [playing "Scenes from a Hat"] 

  Drew Carey - Host : "If entertainers worked funerals."

  Wayne Brady : Please gather around the body. FOOM! It's not there anymore! Huh? Thank you!

  [laughter] 

  Robin Williams : Is this the loved one? All right, start the truck, Johnny!

  [laughter] 

  Robin Williams : WOW, LOOK AT HIM MOVE! Isn't that incredible, ladies and gentlemen? With just six volts, you can make your relatives dance again!

  [laughter; Ryan steps out and pantomimes sticking his head into the corpse's mouth, a la a lion tamer, to raucous laughter] 

  Colin Mochrie : [pantomimes folding a balloon animal]  A dog.

  [more raucous laughter] 

  Ryan Stiles : [picking the corpse up like a ventriloquist dummy]  Well, Harry and I would like to thank you all for coming by, wouldn't we, Harry? "Oh, yeah."

• Drew Carey - Host : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell."

  Ryan Stiles : [as Carol Channing]  I'm Spartacus!

  Wayne Brady : PUT ME DOWN!

  Robin Williams : Who's your daddy?