Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 401 (2001)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Sound Effects"]  How are you?

  Colin Mochrie : [playing Ryan's heavily-pregnant wife]  You know...

  [sighs] 

  Colin Mochrie : maybe if we do a little more walking, it'll get the process going.

  Ryan Stiles : Let's go on the rollercoaster. That'll get the baby going.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Sound Effects", one of the audience members makes a baby crying noise]  It's the cops!

  [mimes shooting] 

  Colin Mochrie : No no, don't shoot, don't shoot!

  Ryan Stiles : No cop's gonna keep my baby from coming into this world!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Sound Effects"]  Taxi! Taxi!

  [one of the audience members makes a screech sound effect] 

  Ryan Stiles : Everyone's-

  [to Colin, playing Ryan's heavily-pregnant wife] 

  Ryan Stiles : Put your pants back on! Everyone's screamin' at you with a baby hangin' out of you like that! Taxi!

• Drew Carey : [after "Doo Wop"]  That was great, Colin. I love the way your cheeks go "buh buh buh buh".

  Colin Mochrie : Thank you.

  Ryan Stiles : You can even see 'em from behind, they're on the sides of his head.

  [to Colin] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'm saying it's a gift.

  Colin Mochrie : [miffed look]  Yeah.

  Drew Carey : You're like that guy in the wind tunnel.

  [Colin demonstrates again; Drew offers a $100 bill, but Colin waves to decline] 

  Drew Carey : Oh, nobody wants...?

  [Drew stands up and tosses it into the crowd] 

  Ryan Stiles : [as audience member, miming punching another audience member]  That's MY dollar!

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  Colin... Colin...

  [approaches Colin with a $100 bill] 

  Drew Carey : Another $100 here, buddy.

  Colin Mochrie : Thanks.

  Drew Carey : Thanks.

  [gives Colin the $100 bill and kisses him on the lips] 

  Ryan Stiles : That's just dirty money now.

  Drew Carey : How bad you want it, Mochrie? Come on, get your dirty money.