Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 423 (2002)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : The points are something you'll never see, like me on a box of Wheaties.

  [audience laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Doesn't really matter. Before we get the show started, I want to show this great headline we got from the, uh, Desert News Week- TV Week.

  [shows newspaper headline, which has a picture of Colin Mochrie] 

  Drew Carey : "Colin Mochrie, pictured here, is the zany host of the clear- clever and witty British game show "Whose Line is it Anyway?"."

  [to Colin] 

  Drew Carey : So congratulations, pal!

  Colin Mochrie : Oh thank you!

  [audience applauds/cheers as Ryan congratulates him] 

  Drew Carey : [pointing at Colin]  Don't you ever pull that stuff on me again!

  Colin Mochrie : [holding up hands]  Okay.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Questions Only", the scene is "tensions rise in the cottage where Snow White and the seven dwarfs live"]  What's with the mouth?

  Ryan Stiles : Is it in an odd place?

  Colin Mochrie : Why are you so insulting to me?

  Ryan Stiles : Why are you asking so many questions?

  Colin Mochrie : Do I have to teach you a lesson?

  Ryan Stiles : WOULD you?

  Colin Mochrie : Do we have the same idea in mind?

  [Ryan chuckles and leaves the stage] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Hollywood Director", after Colin has called cut]  It's hard for me to get the reality of the scene. Unlike YOU, I wasn't alive during the fifties.

  Colin Mochrie : [after audience laughter]  ... Good one.