- Drew Carey: "Living Scenery." Now...
- Richard Simmons: This is my favorite game, how 'bout YOU ALL?
- [audience cheers]
- Drew Carey: Suddenly, it's my favorite game too, all of a sudden.
- Richard Simmons: Thanks, Mr. Carey.
- Drew Carey: Call me "Drew". In this game... Ryan and Colin are gonna act out a scene, and during the scene, they're gonna use a number of props. However, since they don't have any real props to work with...
- Richard Simmons: [raises left hand] I'LL be the props!
- Drew Carey: Wayne and Richard Simmons are gonna stand in and become the props.
- Richard Simmons: I'll be ALL the props for these men.
- Drew Carey: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
- Drew Carey: [after "Song Styles" with Richard Simmons] I don't know about you, but I feel ten pounds lighter already.
- Wayne Brady: I feel ten pounds lighter, and just a little dirty.
- Greg Proops: Oh man... if you all got to see what me and Colin got to see.
- [referencing being able to see up Richard Simmons's shorts when he was doing exercises on the floor]
- Ryan Stiles: Little Richard!
- Greg Proops: Oh man. He was dealin' SO much more than a meal.
- Richard Simmons: [before "Moving People"] Where's Wayne?
- Drew Carey: He's over there at the desk.
- Richard Simmons: Hi.
- Wayne Brady: 'Sup, baby. How you doin'?
- Richard Simmons: [in lower voice] I'm doin' pretty fine, Wayne, how YOU doin'?
- Drew Carey: We're gonna do a game called "Moving People"...
- Richard Simmons: I LOVE- do you all love this game? I LOVE this game!
- [audience cheers]
- Drew Carey: I'm gonna get Colin, you're gonna get Ryan. What's gonna happen is...
- Richard Simmons: Who's gonna move Wayne?
- Drew Carey: Wayne, well, he's...
- Ryan Stiles: Wayne's already been moved.
- Drew Carey: You can't move him anymore, he's been moved already.