Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 7003 (2005)
Greg Proops: Self
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Quotes
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Greg Proops : [in "Award Show", about best bitter divorce]
[pretending to awkwardly read a teleprompter]
Greg Proops : What, a pleasure, to be here tonight, invited to give out, the award, for the most, bitter divorce, right, Wayne?
[pause]
Greg Proops : Right...?
Wayne Brady : Wayne.
Greg Proops : Wayne.
Wayne Brady : Yes. Yes, Greg. You are absolutely right. A divorce can...
Greg Proops : [interrupting] Thank you.
Wayne Brady : There's no need for all divorces to be brutal and horrible, but thank goodness that these we're... WERE.
Greg Proops : Because without divorces, there couldn't be ugly settlements, and then huge alimony payments.
[laughs awkwardly; tries to high-five Wayne but both miss each other]
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about a first car]
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : But, I found a girl who loved it.
Wayne Brady : [singing] I found a girl who liked my car.
Greg Proops : [singing] Her name was Macer.
Colin Mochrie : [singing] She didn't run very far.
Ryan Stiles : [singing] She wanted to be in it.
Wayne Brady : [singing] She loved the leather.
Greg Proops : [singing] That's when I married her.
Colin Mochrie : [singing] She took her thong off in any weather!