Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 8006 (2005)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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• Drew Carey : Welcome to a very special Christmas episode of "Whose Line is it Anyway?". That's right. As you can tell by our extensive decorations, it's our Christmas episode.

  [Brad and Wayne look around, puzzled] 

  Drew Carey : Yep. That's how our Christmas special goes. You know, a lot of Christmas specials have, like, you know, fake snow, carols, warm-hearted stuff, not us. We just throw the word "Christmas" into stuff, and that's our Christmas special.

  [laughs] 

• Drew Carey : It's our special Christmas episode, by the way. I know you don't see any Christmas decorations around here. That's because we took the money that ABC gave us for Christmas decorations and we drank it.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Celebrities who shouldn't release rap records."

  [Colin comes on stage without saying anything; the audience cheers as he leaves the stage] 

  Drew Carey : I said "CELEBRITIES".

  [audience oohs] 

  Colin Mochrie : I'm sorry, I thought you said "studs".

  Brad Sherwood : [rapping]  Well, I'm Newt Gingrich, and I'm here to say...

  Ryan Stiles : [rapping, impersonating Jimmy Stewart]  Well, now-now-now, you see, I'm, I-I-I, I'm a, uh, uh, uh... nah-nah-nah...

  Wayne Brady : [rapping]  Well, Richard Simmons said "Lose some weight", lookit, "Lose some weight", everybody in the house, just lose some weight, just STOP... and do it again!

  Brad Sherwood : [rapping robotically]  I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm here to say...

  [audience oohs] 

  Brad Sherwood : He SHOULDN'T put out a rap record!

  Colin Mochrie : [impersonating Snagglepuss]  Things are funky in the hood, even!

  [miming scratching a record] 

  Wayne Brady : [confused by Colin's miming]  What the- what's that?

  Brad Sherwood : Are ya scratching, Snagglepuss?

  Colin Mochrie : Yeah!

  [Drew buzzes] 

  Colin Mochrie : He SHOULDN'T... do it!