- Dooley Sloan: But nobody ever worries about the doctor, do they? I wonder why.
- Artemus Gordon: I don't know why. Maybe it goes with the diploma and the black bag.
- Artemus Gordon: Which one would you like to take?
- James T. West: That one.
- Artemus Gordon: Why that one?
- James T. West: Why not that one, Artie?
- Artemus Gordon: Good, I didn't think you had a reason.
- Frank Roach: Well?
- Zack Morton: Well, just in case, one of us should stand watch outside.
- Frank Roach: Yeah. Maybe somebody'll sneak up on us from behind.
- Zack Morton: Well, it won't take brains in there, just, uh, muscle.
- Frank Roach: And guts.