- Prudence Fortune: [after Lily picks a lock] Where did you learn to do that!
- Lily Fortune: At that expensive girl's college you sent me to.
- Artemus Gordon: [after they kiss] I must say, you're a marvelous actress.
- Lily Fortune: Who's acting?
- Lily Fortune: That might be mother.
- Artemus Gordon: No,no, it's just Henrietta.
- Lily Fortune: Who's Henrietta?
- Prudence Fortune: I told you way back in high school he was an undependable sort.
- Lily Fortune: And you told me that Lincoln would never be president.
- Dr. Faustina: How did he did die?
- [Miklos show cause of death]
- Dr. Faustina: He was hang, of couse his crime must be murder.
- [Miklos pull the knife]
- Dr. Faustina: He killed a woman. Oh, how intersting. Murderers always make such good subjects. Their hearts are in the right place, so to speak. Of course his neck broken.
- Lyle Peters: You knew him best! Tell us why. Why would Jim West turn traitor?
- Artemus Gordon: Jim West was no traitor, Mr. Peters. And I'll prove it!
- [Pounds table top with fist, for emphasis]
- Artemus Gordon: . Even if it kills me.