- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Allow me to present myself. I am the Count Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi; adventurer, poet, and lover of all that is corrupt, forbidden, and blasphemous.
- James T. West: Charmed, I'm sure.
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Mr. West! You have succeeded in making me lose my temper!
- James T. West: Is that bad?
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: For you it will be highly traumatic.
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Adieu, Mr. West. I'd love to stay and watch, but unfortunately the smell of scorched people disagrees with me.
- James T. West: Well, I'm flattered. Are you asking me to join your group?
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Why not? You have much to offer us. Oh, a certain flair for assassination. A charming capacity to overcome odds. In short, style. We can use you.
- James T. West: You'll, uh, you'll turn my head, Count.
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Now you are in the cradle of Limbo, suspended halfway betwixt Elysium and Hades.
- James T. West: Oh. I always did want to get away from it all.
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Act One to you, Mr. West, but when the mists rise and the sudden silences fall... look for me.
- Villar: [through his dummy Julio] Golly, golly, golly. What's Mr. Markham going to do now?
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Well, what can he do now, Julio? Nothing - except die.
- Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Somebody wins, somebody loses. The rondelle of life, sir.