- Col. James Richmond: And you and Jim plan to grab Plank before Desmond does?
- Artemus Gordon: [Donning a disguise] Well, we're sure gonna try.
- Col. James Richmond: I have a strange feeling that ridiculous outfit has something to do with the whole thing.
- Artemus Gordon: Well, it certainly does.
- Col. James Richmond: And just who you going to be this time?
- Artemus Gordon: A degenerate character I know named Hallelujah Harry. 'Hallelujah Harry's the name, saving's my game!' And from what I know of Diamond Dave Desmond, he's gonna need a lot of saving.
- Monk: Oh, Mr. Desmond!
- Diamond Dave Desmond: What is it?
- Monk: Your stickpin - it's gone!
- Artemus Gordon: [as Hallelujah Harry] That's not all that's missing either, brother.
- Diamond Dave Desmond: My watch! And my wallet!
- Artemus Gordon: Man should have more than one way for bringin' in the sheaves, I always say.