- Artemus Gordon: Think of that. Five minutes, underwater, submerged, and you'd still survive. That is, if somebody was trying to drown you.
- James T. West: What if doesn't work?
- Artemus Gordon: Bring it back. I'll make you a new one.
- [looking around the hotel room after the explosion]
- James T. West: What do we do now?
- Artemus Gordon: I think we better call the housekeeper. This place is a mess.
- James T. West: Did she get away?
- Artemus Gordon: Free and clear.
- Lt. Armand Renard: Monsieur, I am appalled. How could you ley such a thing happen? And with your revolver?
- [West taking the revolver back]
- James T. West: She didn't have one of her own. Thank you.
- Artemus Gordon: Jim... you ever wonder what might of happened if Amelie had pointed that gun a little higher when she shot you?
- James T. West: I think the box office would have refunded the money.