- Artemus Gordon: [Drunkenly moves his things so she can sit down next to him after hearing him talk] Wilbur, ol' pal! I-I would concider it an-an honor if you were to goin me, and-oh."
- Waitress: [She sits down] Hey, be smart and don't mention your friends name around here.
- Artemus Gordon: [Casually moving her drink towards her] Oh? A-and why not?
- Waitress: [Taking a sip] Because you can get in a lot of trouble, that's why not.
- Artemus Gordon: [Suddenly turns sober and serious] Maybe that's exactly what I'm looking for
- Waitress: [pause] You're not drunk?
- Artemus Gordon: No. And I'm looking for my friend his name is Jim West
- Waitress: [Immediately standing up] Well good luck
- Artemus Gordon: [He quickly grabs her wrist] And I'm going to need your help.
- Waitress: [Sitting back down] Stick my neck out for what, I don't even know you?
- Jim West: Artemus what are you doing?
- Artemus Gordon: I'm going to blow it up
- Jim West: That's the ocean up there Why don't we leave it there huh?