The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Surreal McCoy (1967)

Ross Martin: Artemus Gordon

Quotes 

• [West and Gordon are holed up behind a wagon, firing at a bunch of Loveless' men] 

  Jim West : Know where the ambassador is?

  Artemus Gordon : Yeah, saloon basement. He's all right.

  Jim West : Think you can find him?

  Artemus Gordon : What? And leave you here alone?

  Jim West : Only four of them left.

  [Artemus shoots down one of Loveless' men] 

  Artemus Gordon : Three. Hardly seems worth your while.