- Will: [During this live broadcast, a gag involving a huge number of pill bottles falling from a cabinet has not gone as planned, but Karen's next line is meant to reference the gag and won't make sense unless it works]
- [Breaking character to speak as himself]
- Will: They can make "King Kong," but we can't get THIS to work?
- Karen Walker: I love Chinatown. You can buy a bag of zippers this big for a dollar.
- [gestures]
- Karen Walker: I hand them out to poor kids. I love to watch the look on their little faces as they zip and unzip their new toy.
- Will: [about Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins] Why don't those two get married already? I mean, we get it. You're liberal!