- James Earl Jones: I was once sitting in an acting class between Marlon Brando and Shelly Winters!
- Karen: Honey... no offense, but how did that bench not break?
- James Earl Jones: How do you know it didn't?
- [laughs, evilly]
- Jack McFarland: [miming an imaginary cigarette as he brags] Got one line in an off-broadway play.
- Will Truman: Who're you playing, a guy that smokes an imaginary cigarette?
- Jack McFarland: [ignoring Will's dismissive put-down, Jack takes another imaginary puff] Maybe. Maybe I should talk it over with James Earl Jones. He's starring opposite me.
- Grace Adler: Opposite you, or across the street from you?