- Will Truman: [Sitting next to the roaring fire. He is very hot. There are two large bottles of water on his table]
- [to a waiter:]
- Will Truman: Excuse me, can you bring me another mineral water? I think this one evaporated.
- Grace Adler: Can't you just wait a few more minutes? You have the best table in the restaurant.
- Will Truman: Yes, if you enjoy dining on the sun. Look at me, Grace! My back is sweating so much, my underwear is like a bucket!
- Will Truman: [after seeing Grace and Nick kissing each other] God that image is so disturbing I have to go wash my hair!