- Wishbone: [hearing footsteps and looking up out of the pit he's fallen into, expecting to see Joe, but instead seeing Hubert Lassiter appear at the edge of the pit] Whoa... did YOU grow old!
- Hubert Lassiter: [in a somewhat toneless irritated voice] What's the matter, pooch? Can't you read?
- Wishbone: [disgustedly] Oh, GREAT... another dog-lover! You wouldn't be related to WANDA GILMORE, would you?