- Suzanne Sugarbaker: You can watch me on TV, I'm gonna be making a little speech.
- Dash Goff: Make that one you gave when you were Miss Georgia, and you said the best way to stop the spread of socialism was for all men to wear a condom.
- Natalie Hollingsworth: I am quite different away from work, just for your information. For all you know, I could display a great deal of sexuality in my off-hours. I just choose not to exude it at work.
- Sissy Emerson: Well, you're doing a very good job of it. I can't tell you how many men around here have asked me if you're gay.
- Natalie Hollingsworth: Me, gay? Ha, that's a laugh! Everybody knows I'm a Republican.
- Jennifer Malone: I have a hunch that all of us are pretending to be business-like at work. I think everyone thinks about other people sexually during the course of the day. Like, I'm always picturing people naked and wondering what they look like making love, aren't you?
- Jennifer Malone: Who have you pictured naked, Natty?
- Natalie Hollingsworth: If you must know, Bob Dole.
- Sissy Emerson: Bob Dole! Get out of here!
- Natalie Hollingsworth: I'm sorry, but I happen to find Bob Dole very sexy.
- Jennifer Malone: Yeah, but naked?
- Suzanne Sugarbaker: And then, there's one-million dollars to examine why Americans don't ride bikes to work. We don't need to examine this one. We don't ride bikes to work because for most of us, it's too damn far and we're too damn fat!