Wonder Woman (TV Series)

Pot of Gold (1978)

Dick O'Neill: Pat O'Hanlon

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Quotes 

• Pat : Now, look, miss: I told the police and Wonder Woman everythin' that I know.

  Diana Prince : Yes, but you didn't tell her what you were doing in the back of that truck.

  Pat : I was goin' to rent the truck, and I accidentally locked myself i...

  [he breaks off and looks narrowly at Diana] 

  Pat : Now how would you know what I told Wonder Woman?

• Pat : [Wonder Woman inspects the empty box in which Bonelli's men had trapped Pat O'Hanlon]  Would you be looking for someone, Miss Wonder Wonder?

  Wonder Woman : [Looking puzzled]  Well, yes. As a matter of fact, I was looking for you, Mr. O'Hanlon.

  Pat : Oh, you thought I was one place, when actually I was somewhere else. A common enough mistake. That thief, Bonelli, thought the same thing.

  Wonder Woman : What are you doing in here?

  Pat : Getting me gold.

  Wonder Woman : Well, if you had cooperated with Diana Prince before... she might've been able to help you.

  Pat : [Pointing his finger at Wonder Woman]  Don't you bandy words with me, Wonder Woman. You, of all people, should know the rules under which I must operate.

  [Walks away, leaving Wonder Woman looking shocked after his smart-ass remark] 

  Wonder Woman : Well, eh, do you have any idea where they went?

  Pat : If I knew that, do you think I'd be standing here?

  Wonder Woman : Mr. O'Hanlon, this is the center of Bonelli's operations, isn't it?

  Pat : It is that. Would care for a tour? Follow me, ma'am.

  [Wonder Woman follows him to a desk] 

  Pat : Now here's where he conducted his business.

  [starts looking through some papers] 

  Wonder Woman : Well, I think I might have an idea, where Mr. Thackery is conducting his.

  Pat : Oh. Where's that?

  Wonder Woman : [while scribbling on a pad with a pencil, to see what was written on the previous page]  Well, if we're lucky, it's near here, and that's where the gold is headed. And so are we. By we I mean the IADC and several squad cars, Mr. O'Hanlon. 'Cause, I'd like for you to call Steve Trevor at the IADC, and...

  [O'Hanlon has disappeared] 

• Bonelli : [pointing a gun at Pat]  What's the matter, old man? Don't you like my company?

  Pat : Wel, I-i-it's the basement I don't like. Dark and secluded places, it... never did sit well with me.

  Bonelli : Well that's just too bad. Because I don't know what else I can do with you except, eh...

  [chuckles wickedly while walking up the stairs] 

  Bonelli : ... leave you down here.

  Pat : No, please, Mr. Bonelli, don't do that. Use your gun, anything, but please, don't lock me up!

• Pat : Now what did you do that for?

  Wonder Woman : I just saved your life!

  Pat : You let them get away, is what you did.

  [puts on his hat] 

  Pat : Gah! Interfering women.

  [gnashes his teeth] 

• [last lines] 

  Wonder Woman : Mr. O'Hanlan, how did you do that?

  Pat : Ah, we all have our little secrets, don't we, Miss Wonder Woman?

  [Wonder Woman's smile tuns into a look of surprise, until O'Hanlan starts laughing. Then she flashes her enchanting smile just in time for the final freeze frame] 

• Wonder Woman : [after saving Pat from being run over by the truck]  Are you all right?

  Pat O'Hanlon : Now what did you do that for?

  Wonder Woman : I just saved your life.

  Pat O'Hanlon : You let them get away is what you did!