- Wonder Woman: I'm beginning to lose my temper with you, Mr. Mariposa, and that's something I haven't done in five or six hundred years.
- Diana Prince: Eh, they told me at the dorm I'd find Tom Hamilton here.
- Runner: Some guys have all the luck.
- Diana Prince: I just want to ask him about his girlfriend.
- Runner: Well, how 'bout asking me about my girlfriend? She just left on a field trip.
- Lois: Los Angeles is my town, you know. At 17 I used to stop traffic! Now I'm lucky if I don't get run over.
- Tom: [referring to Nadia] What can I do? I love that girl, I really do.
- Wonder Woman: You have to do the hardest thing of all, Tom: wait.
- Diana Prince: Weren't you supposed to have drowned in the North Sea at the end of our last little encounter?
- Mariposa: Why, you should know that I always have my entrances and my exits carefully choreographed. Why Diana, I had one of my submarines pick me up.
- Bo Taggart: I just wanted to point out that by getting rid of the people we have under surveillance, your hold on the athletes will be weakened.
- Mariposa: Nonsense. Nobody ever runs out of loved ones. Your case may be an exception.
- Mariposa: [waxing poetic about his new country] This blessed plot... this earth... this realm... this... Mariposalia! Oh, my country, right or wrong!
- Wonder Woman: Mostly wrong.
- [first lines]
- Mariposa: [sky-diving] Enter Mariposa. The good old U.S. of A. The scenery, beautiful as ever. What was it General MacArthur said? "I have returned."
- [maniacal laughter as he twirls in midair]
- Mariposa: First, as not to spoil my homecoming, I think I'll send a little box of candy to my old friend Diana Prince. Some bomb-bombs.
- [pulls rip-cord, more maniacal laughter as he is swept up]
- Diana Prince: [reading card accompanying Mariposa's gift] Rarer than roses... or mimosa, a little gift from...
- [gas emits, and she collapses]