Wonder Woman (TV Series)
The Queen and the Thief (1977)
Lynda Carter: Diana Prince, Wonder Woman
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Quotes
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Joe Atkinson : Why has every crisis since World War Two happen right in the middle of my beauty sleep?
Diana Prince : [understanding] Hmm.
Steve Trevor, Jr. : You're not getting too old for this, are you, Joe?
Joe Atkinson : I was too old for this before either one of you were born.
[Diana giggles]
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Diana Prince : Evan Robley has stolen just about everything from everybody.
[Steve hands her a cup of coffee]
Diana Prince : Thank you, Steve.
Steve Trevor, Jr. : If there were a thieves hall of fame, Evan Robley would be a charter member.
US President : [voice coming from monitor] Well said, Steve.
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Evan Robley : [posing as Count Diaz] No one as lovely as you should be serving tea.
[takes the tray from Diana and puts it down]
Diana Prince : Oh, it's my privilege, sir. Will that be all?
Evan Robley : Certainly not. I intend to order everything in cousin Catherine's royal kitchen.
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Evan Robley : Well Musketeers, this is it. Now one of us has to stand guard. And needles to say, an interruption could be fatal.
Steve Trevor, Jr. : No problem. You know the area, she's got the power, I'll cover for you.
Wonder Woman : Thanks, Steve.
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Steve Trevor, Jr. : [viewing the Malakarian reception on a TV screen] Wonder Woman would have loved this.
Diana Prince : Oh Steve, she's... she's probably seen it all before. With the original cast.
[both laugh, freeze frame on Diana's radiant smile]
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Evan Robley : [as Wonder Woman enters his suite] I must remember to put up a sign: "Please Knock Before Trespassing."
[he takes in her red, white, and blue costume]
Evan Robley : Well, what do I do? Salute?
Wonder Woman : Do thieves salute?
Evan Robley : If there's something worse than a trespasser, it must certainly be a name-caller.
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Queen Kathryn : What is it?
Diana Prince : [with trolley] Late supper, Your Majesty.
Queen Kathryn : At this time of night? I ordered no supper.
[as Diana advances:]
Queen Kathryn : What do you want?
Diana Prince : I had to see you, Your Majesty. You're being tricked. The Royal jewels are in great danger, and so are you.
Queen Kathryn : And how does a maid acquire this information?
Diana Prince : I'm not a maid. My name is Diana Prince, and I work with the IADC.
Queen Kathryn : You're working with Agent Scott?
Diana Prince : [smirks] He's not an agent. He's a jewel thief. Evan Robley.
Queen Kathryn : But Robley's been captured.
Diana Prince : That wasn't Robley, that was Steve Trevor. We're both agents. We were sent to protect you, and to stop the real Evan Robley from stealing the Royal jewels.
Queen Kathryn : Agent Scott's credentials were thoroughly checked by my Ambassador. You're obviously lying.
Diana Prince : No! Your Majesty, I'm telling the truth. You gotta believe me. Call this number. It's in Washington. They'll verify everything.
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Steve Trevor, Jr. : Oh, uh, watch the butler.
Diana Prince : [smirks] I worry about the way he's watching me.
