- Chuck Coleman: [as they continue to play 'Truth or Dare'] Come on Pookie, we'll show 'em how it's done.
- Alice Pedermeir: Chuckie, what's the one thing that you would change about me? Honestly.
- Chuck Coleman: I guess it would have to be, uh... your voice.
- Alice Pedermeir: What do you mean? What's wrong with my voice?
- Chuck Coleman: Not your voice. Uh... your hair.
- Alice Pedermeir: You don't like my hair?
- Chuck Coleman: No, I like it.
- Alice Pedermeir: Oh, you're one to talk, Brillo-head!
- Kevin Arnold: Come on, guys.
- Chuck Coleman: Pookie, this is just a game.
- Alice Pedermeir: Fine! My turn, truth or dare. I choose truth. Who's the weasliest, most disgusting, grossest thing I've ever laid eyes on in my whole entire life?
- Chuck Coleman: [looks awkwardly towards Kevin] Maybe we shouldn't play this anymore.