The Wonder Years (TV Series)
Scenes from a Wedding (1992)
Daniel Stern: Kevin Arnold - The Narrator
Quotes
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Aunt Muriel : [as Kevin dances with Muriel] Ooh, your arms are so strong. I bet you could pick me up like a feather.
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Sure, one of those rare 180 pound feathers!
Aunt Muriel : You wanna try?
Kevin Arnold : No! No, I better not.
Aunt Muriel : Why don't you lead for a while?
Kevin Arnold : Uh, actually I gotta go. Thanks for the dance though.
Aunt Muriel : Sure thing, lamb chop.
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Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : And I guess that's when I realised a couple of things. One; I just lost out to a guy in a really bad Tux...
Kevin Arnold : [to Linda and her date] I better be going now.
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : ...and two; for sixteen years I'd taken standing up for granted.
[Kevin stumbles after drinking a bottle of champagne]
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Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : And then, just as things looked hopeless; a miracle. Suddenly nothing stood between me and destiny...
Aunt Muriel : [stepping across Kevin's path] There you are, handsome!
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : ...nothing but Mrs Robinson's stunt double.
Aunt Muriel : Is it time for my dance yet?
Kevin Arnold : Uh...
[Muriel pushes Kevin towards the dance floor]
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Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : [after the groom's heartfelt speech] It was a testament to romance at it's finest and most pure. It was a declaration of virtue, simple and gracious and real. And after a day of infidelities, some proposed and planned, some more subtle, I felt for the first time that someone believed in something a little different. In love, in commitment...
Arthur Jensen : Alright!
[to Norma]
Arthur Jensen : You ready?
Jack Arnold : Arthur?
Arthur Jensen : Yeah?
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : ...in each other.
Jack Arnold : If you don't get your arm off my wife, I'm gonna break it off.
Arthur Jensen : Jack, what...?
Jack Arnold : [to Norma] Come on. Let's dance.
Arthur Jensen : Jack?
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : It almost made me glad to be there.