- Norma Arnold: Michael! You're not supposed to see the bride in her wedding dress.
- Karen Arnold: Mom, he's seen me naked.
- [Jack glares at Michael]
- Norma Arnold: [referring to Karen in the wedding dress] What do you think, Jack?
- Jack Arnold: Well...
- Wayne Arnold: Don't ask him, he just pays the bills.
- Karen Arnold: These are my friends, Rainbow and Wind. My family.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: We were kind of like strangers in a strange land.
- Norma Arnold: It's nice to meet you, Wind.
- Rainbow: No no, I'm Rainbow. This is Wind
- [gesturing towards Wind, who gently blows air]
- Wayne Arnold: Oh yeah? And this is Butthead
- [pointing to Kevin]
- Kevin Arnold: [coughs] I, uh...
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: I wasn't quite sure what to say, except maybe...
- Wayne Arnold: Is there any ice cream in here?
- Kevin Arnold: Shut up, Butthead.
- Wayne Arnold: [sensing the atmosphere] Oh.