- Sandy: Kevin?
- Kevin Arnold: Oh, hi.
- Sandy: We need to talk.
- Kevin Arnold: Yeah, right. I mean, last night...
- Sandy: ...we kissed.
- Kevin Arnold: Yeah, we kissed. And I don't know if that meant anything or not.
- Sandy: Did it mean something to you?
- Kevin Arnold: Yeah, it meant something.
- Sandy: Meant something to me too. It's just that uh, Kevin I'm dating your brother.
- Kevin Arnold: I know.
- Sandy: And it makes me feel creepy. I've done some strange things in my life, but uh, going out with two brothers...
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: It was weird. Here she was bearing her soul to me, and all I could think of was "what other strange things?".
- Kevin Arnold: You really like her, huh?
- Wayne Arnold: Duh! Yeah!
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And then he said something I'll never forget.
- Wayne Arnold: Sandy... makes me better than I am. Whatever that means.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: As I sat there, listening to my brother's pain, and the lies he told to cover it, I didn't know what to do. I knew I wanted to be with Sandy, holding her in my arms, dancing with her. But in the end, I stayed with my brother, because... after all... he was, my brother.
- Wayne Arnold: [Wayne nudges Kevin] Butt-head.
- Kevin Arnold: Butt-brain.