Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Karma Chameleon (2004)

Neil Grayston: Alec

Quotes 

• Alec : You're an hour late.

  Jaye : My alarm didn't go off. Where's my timecard?

  Alec : [holding it up]  Right here.

  Jaye : [reaching for it and seeing what's on his desk]  Aren't those Bianca's notes?

  Alec : Yes. I found them by the register this morning. Imagine my shock when I discovered the two of you weren't doing inventory yesterday.

  Jaye : Oh, yeah. I'm still training her.

  Alec : She already admitted everything.

  Jaye : Well, I don't know what she said, but she's not an investigative journalist. Her study's not tainted.

  Alec : She told me how you had her following you around, writing down everything you said, documenting life at Wonderfalls for future generations.

  Jaye : Oh, right. That.

  Alec : She's very naive. She actually believed you when you said there was a time capsule under the Maid of the Mist fountain.

  Jaye : Well, you know, some people will swallow just about anything.

  Alec : Huh. Even if there was a time capsule, which I seriously doubt, the Wonderfalls document would not be all about you.

  Jaye : Did I say that?

  Alec : You said a lot of things. This part here where you call me a... mouth-breather. That's my favorite.

  Jaye : That was taken out of context.

  Alec : And just so you know, I have a deviated septum, and I have to wait three more years for my cartilage to stop growing before I can have the surgery.

  Jaye : Well... three years, huh?

  Alec : So, in addition to lying, you've used Wonderfalls merchandise and Wonderfalls resources, namely Bianca, without authorization.

  Jaye : Look, if you wanna write me up, I'll totally understand.

  Alec : There won't be any need for that. I already spoke to Peggy. She gave me permission to fire you. I'll need you to clean out your locker and hand in your vest. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship.