- Aaron Tyler: [Jaye tells him about the Muse] Do they ever tell you to... hurt people?
- Jaye Tyler: Let's just say the thing they're telling me to do now would hurt.
- Aaron Tyler: Something's talking to you?
- Jaye Tyler: Not right this second.
- Muse: [through the wax lion] Mend what was broken.
- Jaye Tyler: Okay, now.
- Aaron Tyler: [holding something up] Was it this?
- Jaye Tyler: No. That's a salt shaker.
- Aaron Tyler: Yeah.
- Jaye Tyler: It doesn't have a face. It has to have a face. From what I can tell, it has to be an animal face.
- Aaron Tyler: [looking around] Um... you're surrounded by things with animal faces.
- Jaye Tyler: [whispering] I know. Crazy, right?
- Aaron Tyler: And how long has this been going on?
- Jaye Tyler: I don't know. Two months? More than two months? Remember the 'sode I had at work when I passed out? That's when it started.
- Aaron Tyler: So it's not just the cow creamer?
- Jaye Tyler: Uh-uh.
- Aaron Tyler: Interesting.
- Jaye Tyler: No, not interesting! Crazy. Right? It's crazy that a person would think inanimate objects were talking to them, telling them to do things. And crazier that a person would feel compelled to do the things the inanimate objects are telling them to do. Please tell me it's crazy.
- Aaron Tyler: Do you want it to be crazy?
- Jaye Tyler: I want it to be over.
- Eric Gotts: [getting re-married to Heidi] Jaye, meeting you changed everything. I didn't think I'd ever feel that way again.
- Jaye Tyler: Eric, wait.
- Eric Gotts: I couldn't understand why you wouldn't admit how you feel. But now I know.
- Jaye Tyler: You do?
- Eric Gotts: I took vows, too. And not honoring them was literally breaking me in half. I'll never be able to move on with my life if I don't try to make this work. This is what I have to do. I can't just walk away.
- Jaye Tyler: You're not that guy.
- Eric Gotts: No. I'm not.
- Jaye Tyler: And that's why I'm crazy about you.
- Eric Gotts: The shrew who ruined my life showed up here last night to ruin my life some more.
- Mahandra McGinty: Oh, that. Look, she may be confused, but she's not a shrew.
- Eric Gotts: You're defending her?
- Mahandra McGinty: Well, it's my job. Plus, I might have kinda... encouraged her to do the deed.
- Eric Gotts: You didn't even know me then. How did you encourage my wife to give the bellman "room service"?
- Mahandra McGinty: Your wife? I thought we were talking about Jaye.
- Eric Gotts: No, I'm talking about Heidi. She showed up here last... wait a minute. You encouraged Jaye to break up with me?
- Mahandra McGinty: I thought we weren't talking about Jaye.
- Eric Gotts: You know what? Forget it. Jaye is the least of my problems right now anyway.
- [Heidi comes in]
- Eric Gotts: And here comes most of 'em.