Wonderfalls (TV Series)
Muffin Buffalo (2004)
Diana Scarwid: Karen Tyler
Quotes
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Aaron Tyler : What are you?
Jaye : Huh?
Aaron Tyler : Are you like Dr. Doolittle?
Karen Tyler : Your blood sugar's low. Dip something.
Aaron Tyler : It's not my blood sugar. There's something out there, and it's laughing at us.
Sharon Tyler : [meaning Jaye] Did she do this to you?
Darrin Tyler : You really think that your sister's special lunch is the appropriate place for an existential crisis?
Aaron Tyler : It's not an existential crisis.
Karen Tyler : You're studying religion for God's sake. You're bound to have one sooner or later.
Aaron Tyler : Not an existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that had no meaning, that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe that has meaning... what does it mean?
Jaye : It doesn't mean anything.
Aaron Tyler : Did the cow creamer tell you that?
Darrin Tyler : What has gotten into you?
Karen Tyler : I'm throwing that creamer away the second we get home.
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Darrin Tyler : [Jaye brings Pat to family game night] The shut-in is certainly bringing out Sharon's competitive streak.
Fat Pat : You guys are going down.
Karen Tyler : I think it's time for him to leave.
Darrin Tyler : Uh-huh.
Aaron Tyler : [seeing Jaye glance at the cow cream dispenser] I saw that.
Darrin Tyler : Saw what?
Aaron Tyler : She was talking to the cow creamer.
Jaye : No, I... I really wasn't.
Darrin Tyler : Don't tease your brother.
Aaron Tyler : What did the cow tell you to do?
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Darrin Tyler : [Jaye is named Employee of the Month] We are so proud.
Sharon Tyler : And shocked.
Karen Tyler : With pride.
Jaye : I don't deserve this.
Karen Tyler : She's never been comfortable with praise.
Sharon Tyler : They gave me the same balloon bouquet when I made partner.
Jaye : I was just rude to a customer. I can't be employee of the month.
Alec : You don't have a choice. Peggy said I can't get it anymore now that I'm management. The honor comes with a certificate and a parking space on the first level of the structure.
Jaye : I park on the street.
Alec : And the afternoon off.
Jaye : I humbly accept.