Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Wax Lion (2004)

Tyron Leitso: Eric Gotts

Quotes 

• Eric Gotts : [recounting the dissolution of his marriage]  You know, I've been thinking. I'm almost numb enough to start something on the rebound. What do you say?

  Jaye : Sweet of you to offer, but I may be clinically insane. You might wanna hold out for someone a little more stable.

  Eric Gotts : I don't think that'd be as interesting.

• Jaye : [tricking her sister into a blind date, she excuses herself]  Quick, get me drunk.

  Eric Gotts : [offering a tray]  Jell-O shooter?

  Jaye : Do you have grape?

• Jaye : I guess I thought if I could just get my sister laid, the little wax lion might just shut up.

  Eric Gotts : The wax lion wanted your sister to have sex?

  Jaye : I'm assuming.

  Eric Gotts : Does the little wax lion ever tell you to burn things or hurt people?

  Jaye : He's probably working up to that.