- Scully: I don't care. Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been dead for 50 years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie.
- Mulder: Well, I won't sit idly by as you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration.
- Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.
- Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
- Scully: Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we may die.
- Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicles.
- Mulder: Now don't strangle it, you just wanna shake hands with it. "Hello, Mr. Bat. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance." "Oh, no-no Miss Scully, the pleasure is all mine."
- Alien Bounty Hunter: [about to kill Josh] Show me your true face so you can die with dignity.
- [Josh doesn't move]
- Alien Bounty Hunter: As your executioner, I show you my true face before I kill you.
- [transforms into an alien]
- Alien Bounty Hunter: Show me your true face or you will die without honor.
- Josh Exley: [on the verge of tears] This is my true face.
- Alien Bounty Hunter: So be it.
- [plunges a spike into Josh's neck]
- Josh Exley: You know the big thing that separates us from you?
- Young Arthur Dales: What's that?
- Josh Exley: We got rhythm.
- [Delivered with a deadpan expression. Then after a beat, the two men start laughing]
- Scully: [after Mulder has rattle off how problems fade away while playing baseball and the two have been swinging at baseballs. She giggles] Shut up Mulder, I'm playing baseball.